There, doesn't she look nice? She splashed water on her face, adjusted her antennae and came out ready to greet you this afternoon. Meet Ravenna:
With her verbal abilities, political passion, and leadership skills, Ravenna is a very effective community organizer. She is a fantastic and witty writer who communicates with unruly enthusiasm. Chronically unemployed, Ravenna gets flustered when her circuits overload (once or twice a day) and she ends up baking cupcakes, creating paper crafts or blogging instead of looking for meaningful employment. However, when her book is finally published, she will be rich and famous and the talk show circuit will provide her with a platform to implement her lifetime goal of creating world peace. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and believes that bacon* is the cure for the ills of the world.
And, by the way, I never called her a Drama Queen. Someone else (cough-Bothell-cough) said that.
*this belief might compromise her achieving her goal of world peace ...